Way Huge Jumbo Fuzz Swollen Pickle XXX Effect Pedal

The crazed minds over at Way Huge have decided to perform the unthinkable: make their beloved Swollen Pickle even hairier. Behold, the limited edition Jumbo Fuzz Swollen Pickle XXX, a tweaked, overhauled, redesigned, whatever-you-wanna-call-it take on the brined fuzz you know and love, celebrating the pedal's 30th anniversary. Get your earplugs out and get ready for a loud one.

We're not joking, did you get your earplugs? This revamp subs the traditional transistors utilized in the previous pickle for high-gain discrete transistors to amplify to the umpteenth degree. Like before, the excessive power can be harnessed with the loudness and sustain dials, and trust us when we say they go all the way up. The filter knob sweeps the tone of the fat fuzz, with added "LO" and "HI" parameters to adjust exactly how this filter reacts. If more controls are what you seek, you'll find that there are internal switches that expand the tonal capacities, leading to ultra scooped, egregiously bumped, and generally whacked out frequencies.

"But wait", you may ask, "where did my Crunch knob go"? Fret not our loudness connoisseurs, the mad doctor Mister Huge has designed the new "Crunch" switch, a set it and forget it approach to the compression sensitivity parameter of the pedal's sustain. Trust us, your ears will be ringing so loud you'll likely forget which mode it's set in, so we recommend a healthy dose of daily disastrous audio to really get a feel for this fuzz.

"Is the earth shaking"? "Are my windows breaking"? Well, if you even need to ask the question, it sounds like your Way Huge Jumbo Fuzz Swollen Pickle XXX Effect Pedal isn't loud enough.